In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The struggles of a small town man whore
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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