i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Shame - the story of my life.
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