How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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