There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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