Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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