because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize