His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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