i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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