I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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