Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You can't motorboat a personality
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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