You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
