Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Quick, to the slutcave!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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