I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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