Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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