Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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