"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
even my farts smell like vagina
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
we're making bets on your personal life
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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