didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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