Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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