we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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