He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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