Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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