It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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