She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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