I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We talked him into tasing himself.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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