Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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