i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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