idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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