she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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