Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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