accomplished twins. life is a go
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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