Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
high people should be assigned attendants
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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