We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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