Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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