what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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