That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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