yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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