Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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