I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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