I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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