Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
