do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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