he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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