Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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