I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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