I showed him my bush... on skype.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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