I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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