Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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