I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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