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and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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