rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
that is very illegal...i love you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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