no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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