I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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