Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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