I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
im on a boat
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