How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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