I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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