it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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