I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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