Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can't put those talents on a resume
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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