If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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